This blog is an opportunity for us to be able to vent/rant/have some sort of forum for us to discuss and share our opinions and experiences with wine, as well as a means of educating those who are curious about wine and want to learn more. We certainly don’t want to come across as snobby or pretentious or whatever. At the same time, we don’t want to be the “no we’re the cool parents” type of unpretentious wine blog/podcast of which there are many. Quite frankly, both types are irritating and cutsey and make me fucking sick. So without further ado, here it is in all its glory.
Look how happy this guy is. That’s how happy we want you to be when you go to our website or hear our beautiful, angelic voices. Except I imagine this guy is holding a glass of blood that has a drop of blood from every sweatshop worker who helped make his iphone. So in that case his laughter is more maniacal than it is innocent. If you need help imagining what that sounds like, here’s a video.
Cork Taint 